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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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Chocolate Milk Sundae

When someone shits in your mouth and it's so gross that you vomit all over their asshole, then lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Milk Sundae.
by ismelldinonuggie January 3, 2021
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dish of skim milk

An 18th century term Meaning your weak as fuck
by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016
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milk filled pillow

Titties that are good enough to be used as a pillow.
“Hey babe lemme lay my head on that milk filled pillow”.

“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”
by FuxkinShitUp July 26, 2021
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Mini milk and the kraves

The most innovative band since fat boy slim

The milk mans favourite band
I am the milk man and mini milk and the kraves is my favourite band
by Minimilkandthekraves November 23, 2021
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Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month
Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020
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California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters
I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.
by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011
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