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car blower.

Someone who gave another person head in a vehicle
Oh yeah, Martha and I had a great time tonight, but I think shes more of one to be a car blower.
by cookiedough303 January 3, 2020
mugGet the car blower.mug.

Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 10, 2017
mugGet the Car Sensitivitymug.

sex car

a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex
oh I got a new car!

oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars
by sex car expert August 29, 2022
mugGet the sex carmug.

Car

It's just a cat
Started as a typo but now used as slang for cat when typing in a comment section
In a comment section: "I love all the orange cars"
by Yababa December 30, 2023
mugGet the Carmug.

car

do not the car
by ziel January 16, 2024
mugGet the carmug.

Car

Intentional misspelling of cat.
Used because it's silly.
Omg it's a car!
by Am I Steve? March 25, 2024
mugGet the Carmug.

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