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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

uhm! excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸

A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when they’re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. It’s typically used to express admiration for someone’s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone

Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸"

by abc902332 February 27, 2025

I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.

oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital

by thecharacterwannie April 13, 2023

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

have a woman day

Go fuck yourself. General said to a woman who is not helpful.

Ugg. Fine. Thanks anyway. Have a Woman day.

by StarryCoffee March 8, 2023

Having a glass of wine together

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022