Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Number Five

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
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i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"
by capsulej2 November 25, 2024
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five more minutes

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 02, 2021
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 27, 2017
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Five Nights in Anime

I've never played it, but it is a horny version of Five Nights at Freddy's and Mairusu Paua made it in 2015. Other FNAF fangames contain pornography, such as Fap Nights at Frenni's (don't ask me how I know that), a game set in a nightclub instead of a pizzeria.
Person 1: Have you played Five Nights in Anime yet?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: *grabs holy water*
by Doors. November 28, 2022
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