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Cookie Monster

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
mugGet the Cookie Monstermug.

dad cookie

by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018
mugGet the dad cookiemug.

girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
mugGet the girl scout cookie selectivitymug.

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.
"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."
by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024
mugGet the Cookie Cushionmug.

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.
P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic
by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020
mugGet the Cookie Criticmug.

Whoop a cookie

A phrase used while driving, to tell someone to turn around and go back the other way.
I told him I had just missed the turn. He said, no worries just whoop a cookie.
by CowboyNTX April 20, 2009
mugGet the Whoop a cookiemug.

cookie

best player EU, pls nerf
by cookie\ March 18, 2018
mugGet the cookiemug.

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