Scottsdale Burner 

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

Scottsdale Burner by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

Calan Burns 

Calan has a massive ding dong

11 incher

person1:Calan Burns has a big ding dong

Calan Burns by ggity69 June 23, 2023

eightteen wheels a burning 

skidmarks on your underwear
drag races in your boxers

knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned around and those thing were like urrrrrrrrrrrttttt!! eightteen wheels a burning

eightteen wheels a burning by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009

Bucket of burned assholes 

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.

1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.

Bucket of burned assholes by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009

up in burners 

when a person consistently buys disposable cell phones so the women he has one night stands with can't reach him

Burner": "I'm up in burners, man! I can't have these hoes trackin me down.

up in burners by arpqt February 26, 2011

The Back Burner Method 

Method of maintaining a multitude of girls at the same time in order to "pick and choose" which one you want to peruse or have as a primary. Start with one girl; talk to her and gain her interest. Then, if you become bored of girl #1, put her on the "back burner," a state of communication in which you are stringing a girl casually along by keeping her interested. At the same time repeat this process with another girl(while you still have one on the burner) until bored again. Repeat this process until a satisfactory number if girls are on your back burner. You now have a plethora of girl available to be your "primary" girl.

1. Sorry I cannot hang out with you I'm currently busy, but another time for sure. A.K.A. The Back Burner Method

2. I think you are very attractive, and you are really cool, but I'm not in a place for a commitment at the moment.

3. No.

The Back Burner Method by The Third and Dirty Sanchez August 3, 2013

Sneak-in at Burneys 

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".

"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.

Sneak-in at Burneys by Thugnasty7 May 1, 2015