Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

Bone broth fever

The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day

I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Bones

A term used to describe something that is cool or enjoyable, such as an object or an event.

A: "Hey, you gotta try these nachos Michael made."
B: "Oh man, that's bones!"

A: "How was that concert last night?"
B: "Total fuckin' bones dude!"

by Skelebones526 February 3, 2024

Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside

person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park

by UbearAq March 12, 2024

Bones

Acknowledgement of a statement.

Person A: I live down the road.
Person B: Bones.

by ClaireMccyV July 30, 2020

G-Bone

Slang term for a large penis of African heritage. Sometimes referred to as a BBC.

I think she's looking for the G-Bone tonight.

Lookout, this dude's got the G-Bone.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022