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by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.The act of placing one's genitalia in on or around a woman's mouth as she is crawling on her hands and feet while facing upwards in what is commonly known as a crab walk. It is the male's responsibility to repetitively slap his penis on the said woman's forehead and keep his testicles in her mouth as she desperately tries to free herself by crabwalking away.
John: Hey Becky how long can you hold the crabwalk position?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
by profitofspizz May 4, 2010
Get the Crab bagging mug.Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*
Charlie Brown: *sighs*
by anno13 September 24, 2005
Get the brown-bagging mug.1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic
2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment
2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment
You are such an ass-bag!
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Get the toe bagging mug.Look at how low those drag bags hang on that bitch! I think my grandma's titties sit higher than hers!
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