When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failuremug. by funny fellas May 15, 2014
Get the assholemug. A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
Get the Assholemug. Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
Get the bag of hammered assholesmug. 
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
Get the Derpy assholemug.