Joey Hiykel is so fucking fast, just because he thinks out of the box doesn't mean he is frowned appon.
by SHARKKING February 1, 2022

Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.
Person B: How good was it?
Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
Person B: How good was it?
Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
by ChameleonDragon March 15, 2020

The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.
by Potatonado December 20, 2021

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.
Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
by househ May 5, 2014

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
