Garden Monkey

A small, lazy, sheepish landscaper who aimlessly wanders your garden, muttering in guttural, broken English while the other wetbacks mow your lawn.

Look at that worthless garden monkey ou there! What the hell am I paying him for!

by Shock-n-Awe November 14, 2011

monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008

criddle monkey

Someone that gets high & jumps around like a little spider monkey.

Criddle Monkey

by Papa Bear Lloyd October 3, 2015

Trunk monkey

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.

She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...

by LedouxMe January 27, 2017

Monkey Circle

Is a "Stone-ism" referring to a frequently seen group of friends.

Yea Julie is in my monkey circle, just saw her the other day.

by Dispatcher-028 April 6, 2011

lag monkey

Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.

Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.

by Shadow_Sphinx December 16, 2007

Northern Monkey

Any one in England ( Scottish must be Tartan Monkeys?) north of Birmingham who walks like they're the toughest creature on the planet

by Super.slinky October 22, 2003