Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

by Yt OneClick_dabeast January 13, 2021

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Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

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Someone who will never come back especially if they are black.

"Dad went to get the milk"

by Dragonslay34R January 22, 2021

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Cesar Is Dad

Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)

Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee

by Daddy Josiah January 22, 2021

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gone

my dad is gone

by al3j_ndr0 January 27, 2021

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Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021

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