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who’s got the conch?

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.
“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song
by Secshunate March 17, 2023
mugGet the who’s got the conch?mug.
No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.
A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
mugGet the Listen to people who have the outcome, bromug.

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.
by aeron67 December 3, 2022
mugGet the who is cutting onionsmug.

who canoes

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
by -mojo November 10, 2020
mugGet the who canoesmug.

who what

an uncommnly used greeting
Spencer: Who what

Josh: Hey man what up
by Spencer L. January 2, 2009
mugGet the who whatmug.

people who go jim

usually in a short video or TikTok where someone is flexing them when it says people who go JIM they flex harder.
People who go GYM.”

People who go jim.”
by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023
mugGet the people who go jimmug.

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