rock tease

Rock Tease: n (Rok Teez) - A hipster that works you up about getting you in on the guest list for a sweet rock show, but must bail for some reason.

Reasons can include:

- Their indie music zine editor's gross miscommunications or lack of effective organizational skills.

- Mixing up the actual dates for the show, thus jeopardizing their ability to get on the guest list.

- Any number of lame excuses

1. Paul, you promised to get me into the Dinosaur Jr. show tonight as your photographer, but apparently Geoff already told some one else to cover it instead. You are such a rock tease!

2. Man, that roadie that told us he would hook us up with free tickets was a huge rock tease.

by Chipsterz December 28, 2008

Rock Troll

A person that is so digustingly ugly, there is nothing else to compare them too. Rock trolls are usually fat and have nasty pimples and zits covering their face and overall body surface. They tend to live in shacks or buildings that are old and falling apart. If you encounter one, dont look into its eyes.Rock Trolls are easily distracted by the soothing sound of an 80's band and deep friend mars bars.

Jack: Today I saw something come out of the rundown apratment down the block, and it was a total Rock Troll!

Bob: OMFG! Never look one in the eyes. The things you see are horrid.

by Wapacalypse August 11, 2010

Kuck rock

A dingleberry or small (pea-sized or smaller) poo-ball that has dried and hardened so that it is now rock-like.

It's gross enough to pick a kuck rock but to flick it into my cereal is unacceptable.

by DennisFreeman March 29, 2019

Dock Rocking

Dock Rocking: A byproduct of Docking. The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another penis and vigorously rocking back and forth. Docking to an overly extreme level. Ultimate form of Docking. Docking and listening to or rocking out to rock music.

Did you see how hard those guys were Dock Rocking?

Those homo's love Dock Rocking.

by Kai Harris May 18, 2011

twenty rock

a big sized crack rock worth twenty dollars

Hey man, can I get a twenty rock?

by Frank 2.0 October 14, 2008

Rock Solid

when a guy sends you a dick pic with the caption solid as a rock right now ,claiming he's hard over you when reality he's a porn addict and doesn't like you sorry

Guy's Dick Pic: My dick's Rock Solid for you now baby

Me: Leaves on seen cause you know he got porn on his recent search history

by rainbowdash35 April 5, 2018

Castle Rock

Located at the heart of the vape nation. Only the fattest clouds are ripped here. If you come here you can meet living vape gods just by going to the Maverick after dark. Sometimes referred to as C-Rock everyone knows this place is totally "lit" fam.

Suh dude welcome to Castle Rock home of the fattest cloud rippers on the planet.
Wow Castle Rock is home of so many pot heads and vape gods.

by Vape Nation 420 June 18, 2016