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Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"
by GSchruth November 19, 2011
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common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 30, 2011
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Drama Turd

Person 1: “What is he doing?”
Person 2: “He’s such a Drama Turd”
by Zimmology May 24, 2023
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Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now
"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"
by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023
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Turded

What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.
Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"
by Metal Rain June 12, 2023
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Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.
Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?
by Flyer bird June 14, 2023
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Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023
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