Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

turd loaf

Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.

Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!

by Dude FInal January 08, 2015

turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 29, 2008

Hollis-turds

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'

"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"

by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016

yah yah nah turd

A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.

ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd

by GodzillaSiaa February 21, 2016

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 27, 2021

Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025