Dem Turtles

A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)
Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10
by CoolGuy1000005 August 24, 2021
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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.
Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.
by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014
mugGet the turtle underwearmug.

Turtle

A green reptile, who will steal you're girl. Men watchout
Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.
by Biggie_cheese_the_forbidden_on December 9, 2017
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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.
Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!
by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014
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