swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 12, 2022
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give water to the horses

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses
by skidiby August 19, 2024
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The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)
Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!
by January 21, 2023
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fucking horse

when you say this you will gain 69 maltis bitchs
hello i got fucking horse
by toxic nea flashlight October 08, 2021
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horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina
Dude i had to make a horse puck last night
by Daddy trump November 05, 2017
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Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.
Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.
by Memelord420dabdab June 05, 2022
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Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard November 30, 2015
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