Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.

The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.

by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022

flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up

It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.

by jjloza June 12, 2022

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

turtle

turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.

do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
blueispretty

by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022