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Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021
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Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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SAHARA SOCK

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.
Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.
by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018
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Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.
Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".
by buck naked23 April 30, 2011
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Daddy long sock

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!
Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”
by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019
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Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock
Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock
by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023
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Some Other Cunts Kid

The spawn of another man who's mum you're straight raw dogging
Going to give Karen a big tasty cock tonight, hope her f**ken SOCKs are at their Dads.
by Socktheif June 21, 2020
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