A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.

Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.

That’s so Sam of Sam to do.

What a Sam.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 4, 2018

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Sam

The cutest, sweetest, most taleneted person you know. He is kind of a nerd, but it really works for him. He plays at least one instrument, and takes at least one advanced class. He’s a religious boy and he goes to church every Sunday. All the girls love him, even if they don’t want to admit it because he is just so great. Sam might come off as a little obnoxious when you first meet him, but he is really just a confident dude. Hes flirty to a LOT of girls and it drives them crazy, just pick ONE Sam! If you get a Sam, don’t let him go, because you’ll never meet anyone better.

Person 1: Man, Sam is the most perfect guy I know!

Person 2: Which one?

by 6PACCCK October 6, 2018

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