French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

Frencheli

The most beautiful girl in your eyes. She is usally mixed with Canadian and Puerto Rican.

Damn frencheil stole my heart.
Frencheli and I went to the mall.

by Miles morals parker October 3, 2016

French Dip

The act of a man inserting a large Dip of Copenhagen into his lip and then spitting it onto a females vagina covered in Roast Beef.

Marquisha smelled good, she must French Dip.

by Seymour Busch October 31, 2016

French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented

"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"

by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022

French Immersion Teachers

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.

Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.

by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022