An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
by St.K November 22, 2024
If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
by riccroccman July 03, 2014
A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 27, 2025
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
by The_Dood May 14, 2012