Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

Gollum Time

Indulging in unhealthy loner behavior

Hey want to go to the movies?
No, I’m having some gollum time, leave me alone

by Melonister September 5, 2021

Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

Burrito Time

To eat several burritos with your friend Juan. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It is usually very fun.

"Netflix n' Chill?"
Nah, let's do burrito time cuz it's for starters.

by DeeperTac0 September 19, 2016

guzzle time

the time when you are about to drink alot of booze.

i was at the lake for the weekend and as soon as i woke up it was guzzle time.

by DNK November 4, 2007

clear time

The amount of time someone has to clean up an area/room before someone, such as a parent, arrives.

"Oh man. I only had a minute of clear time the other night. I almost got busted."

by Janaanananaa December 14, 2008

quarantine time

where everyone is stuck inside and lets girls flirt w guys on snap. even tho these girls dont have feelings for any of them. they still have the privilege of doing it

girl 1: yk what time it is
girl 2: what?
girl 1: quarantine time ;)
girl 2: haha, how many you got? i got 10
girl 1: i got 20

by bobicka May 4, 2020