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Christianity

all hail satan christianity
by pnenis June 28, 2022
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Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)
by subbst June 9, 2024
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Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.
Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.
by Ed money April 9, 2023
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Christian

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"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"
by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023
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Christian Central Academy

A school that treats white females like angels, other females like humans, white males like dogs, and other males like donkeys.
You hear of all the 11th grade girls at Christian Central Academy getting pregnant?
by Aaron Canales December 15, 2021
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christian

christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you
random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.
by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019
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