chocko socko 

Taking an old dirty sock with you into an alley. Quickly shitting in it. Then proceed to run out of the alley and slap someone with the shit filled sock.

"His face smelled like shit having been hit with a dirty chocko socko"

chocko socko by Diablo June 6, 2003

Sockinating 

When you masterbaite and don't want to get your cum anywhere, you put a sock on when you have a boner and masterbaite.

Guy 1: Man, I masterbaited twice while my parents left.
Guy 2: With a sock?
Guy 1: Hell yea!
Guy 2: Ugh, you do too much sockinating.

Sockinating by Sockinator113 April 14, 2010

sockbaby 

n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies

That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien

sockbaby by MTSkull February 22, 2004

taking my socks off

a slang reference to having sex, because you take your socks off before you have sex, signals when sexual intercourse is about to begin

Yo, tonight I am definitely going to be taking my socks off, I'm going over to my girl's house.

taking my socks off by JTodd28 March 9, 2011

Socking

The act of busting in a sock

"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"

Socking by Socking4life November 30, 2011

thigh high socks 

god.

thigh high socks are god

thigh high socks by thighs for life May 28, 2021

Sandals & Socks 

Sandals and socks are a common fashion item for age 50+ tourists and an extra item for when jesus's feet get cold.

Sandals & Socks
Dude-Damn my feet are cold but i don't wanna take off my ultra cool 3 strap sandals, what should i do?
Old man tourist-Get some socks!

Sandals & Socks by Robyn-Haych December 28, 2008