A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)
Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.
by pokewaffles January 29, 2023
by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022
When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
by Lilbigs September 18, 2023
by Trjakai15 February 12, 2021
The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.
by Barnesblw July 06, 2024
Person 1: "So how was the football game? Did you guys win?"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"
by Casey Bean October 20, 2023
Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
by KtxDipper May 21, 2018