rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

rusty brin

—noun
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts swamp water and vodka with a large dash of cinnamon.

"I brought that bucket of swamp water you wanted."
"Good, now we can make Rusty Brins all night."

by PNGuinMan June 10, 2018

Rusty

A fatneek with hair akin to a mop

Wow a mop must be a rusty

by Fenniqz November 23, 2021

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016

Rusty Tant

Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.

Adjective: That fucker had a rusty tant

by Rancidcheeto June 22, 2024