Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable
Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin
Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty
Person 1:I like um old and maluable
Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty
Person 1:I like um old and maluable
by Drip drip wet wet October 15, 2018
Get the Rusty munchkinmug. When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.
by ShadowChix March 8, 2017
Get the rusty trombonemug. by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016
Get the rusty meat grindermug. The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
Get the The Rusty Puerto Ricanmug. Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
Get the rusty cavemug. by Knuckelchildren September 11, 2020
Get the Rusty rainbowmug. the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010
Get the rusty venturemug.