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Slow your roll 

A reddit meme
Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
Slow your roll by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Tuck n' Roll

When a pre-op transexual takes a hit of ectasy.
That tranny is totally on a tuck n' roll right now...she can't stop petting her boa.
Tuck n' Roll by ryansd77 August 7, 2011
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cinnamon roll

The accumulation of fecal material in conjunction with ejaculatory fluid resting upon the face or body of an individual.
I love the taste of a cinnamon roll in my mouth.
That girl wanted a cinnamon roll, I was nervous, so she got it for free.
I got pink-eye from that asshole's cinnamon roll.

jelly roll 

she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.
jelly roll by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

stop drop and roll 

when you see police, it's the phrase you yell....
you only proceed to do it if you're drunk.
"It's the OUPD! Stop Drop and Roll!"
stop drop and roll by rgribble January 20, 2009

jelly roll 

Bones just ate a friggin' jelly roll!
jelly roll by uid 0 August 22, 2003

Tootsie Roll

Where you stick it in a girl's ass and it comes out covered in a girl's fecies, resulting in looking like a yummmy tootsie roll!
I got tootsie rolled by my girl!
Tootsie Roll by Tellers December 21, 2008