Potato

Potato is a food

Billy, why are you searching up potato in a dictionary? You're being outrageous!

by whyamiheretodayatthismoment October 7, 2019

Potato

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.

Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!

by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019

Potato

Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life

“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”

by Seilenna August 1, 2019

Potato

A person who’s not very comfortable with communicating with people. However, once you get to know them, you’ll see that they’re really fun and a friend for life.

“Why is that girl so quiet?”
“She is a potato, and one of the nicest people I know!”

by Seilenna August 1, 2019

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019