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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.
by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010
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Thirsty 10 year olds

When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.
Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.

Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places

Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"

Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"

Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"
by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018
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old hat

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.
Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'
by Shaggy April 20, 2005
mugGet the old hatmug.

Old Bridge Metal Militia

They were a group of the most extreme metal heads (a.k.a. "The Old Bridge Metal Militia") who lived in the town Old Bridge, New Jersey. They would let bands who were touring the area, stay at their houses when they were in town for a gig. Bands like Slayer, Metallica, Motorhead to name a few. They would get these bands to play at parties in their basements.
The Old Bridge Metal Militia were even immortalized in song. The Megaforce compilation Born to Metalize has a track called "One Night in Old Bridge," while Blessed Death had a song called "Knights of Old Bridge."
by TheTrueShMike April 26, 2007
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12 year old boys

little shits that think "fucking ur mom" is funny. they like to shit on other peoples days just to get a laugh. they're complete shit heads.
12 yr. old boys: hey bitch i fucked ur mom last night loololololol!!!111111!!!!!
me: my mom has cancer
12 yr. old boys: cause i fucked her so hard last night lololololoolo!111!!!!!!
me: fucking arrogant 12 year old boys
by some pissed off girl August 2, 2014
mugGet the 12 year old boysmug.

9 year old ARMY!!!

Subscribe to Pewdiepie plz we are all 9 if your 10 you´re actually 9 and 1 bonus year.
by TheBoiSavage February 6, 2019
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horny 14 year old

An average 14 year old boy, who is addicted to masturbation over oral sex.
"Hey dude, you wanna go pitch today?" says Tom.
(Noises are heard from bedroom)
Tom opens door. Sam is sitting there, masturbating over an oral sex picture.
"You are one horny 14 year old."
by Horny 15 year old December 15, 2008
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