Akhira (male name)

A man who knows how to love, he is kind, knows the way to your heart.

He’s got a big charisma that will sweep you off your feet.

Once you meet a man named Akhira, you won’t look at other men the same.

He is that man. A green flag wait no a whole green forest

Words glide from his mouth to the pages like they are gold engraved in jewelry and is worth a thousand

“Akhira (male name) is a rizzler. They way he rizzes girls up, we aint safe boys. We gotta hide our girlfriends”

Akhira is husband material for sure

by Blackswan11 May 25, 2024

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey

by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024

Slander name

A derogatory nickname for a footballer and/or manager by a hater or after having a bad match, especially common amongst Football Twitter users.
Some examples include:
Mpaypal for Mbappe
Pendu for Ronaldo
Lewandisney for Lewandowski
Toomuchmoney for Tchouameni
Tucheliban for Tuchel

"Oh wow imagine saying Ohdeargod is better than Maddison"
"That is one of the craziest slander names of all time..."

by gg_lds February 22, 2024

People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary

They are just searching for upvotes. They're emotional manipulators and just make people with such names feel good about themselves.

Anna: Oh my god, urban dictionary says i'm beautiful!
Me: That's not true, the people who make definitions of names on urbandictionary want you to feel happy so you can upvote their definition. It's an emotional manipulation.
Anna: Oh... that's fucked up!

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

I named you

When you own someone so hard you put your branding on it.

I named you son.

by Thorntonsarah February 24, 2024

Wole (the name)

That kid that is not him. A gen-alpha kid obsessed with skibidi-toilet. Don't engage with him or you'll be sorry.

Wole (the name) was watching Kai Cenat.

by DefaultName123 February 24, 2024

My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024