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mud

A mud teen who dislikes cheese and is virility
look at that mud wearing black sunglasses and khaki dickies
by rcastfrr July 14, 2022
mugGet the mudmug.

Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
mugGet the Illini Mud Twistermug.

Mud-Fucker

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.
by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019
mugGet the Mud-Fuckermug.

mud daubing

The act of rubbing your penis between a person's butt checks bumping against their anus while never actually penetrating it and finishing by ejaculating onto their butthole.
I enjoy mud daubing my girlfriend knowing she is walking around with some of me between her cheeks.
by Tonto Rodriguez January 27, 2016
mugGet the mud daubingmug.

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.
'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012
mugGet the Viral mud butt dietmug.

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.
This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.
by Old drunk. June 25, 2021
mugGet the Mud cricketmug.

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party
it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget
by Sexydimma April 28, 2015
mugGet the pull the hippo out of the mudmug.

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