Lay some milk on it.

To exaggerate or hype something up.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.

by Slave of MadBur January 10, 2017

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters

I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.

by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011

Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month

Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020

expired titty milk

Some nasty ass titty milk gone wrong af; ewwwwww

"EWWWWWWWWW SHE GOT EXPIRED TITTY MILKKKKKKK!!!!"

by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 16, 2023