john aiden

A white person with glasses who says their mexican.

That john aiden is actually white.

by Fortnitesus May 3, 2021

nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john

damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

by MyNameIsBrandon May 7, 2021

John Dolmayan

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

John (kid)

Stupid truckin’ kid always being nozy

.ur acting like John (kid)

by Merpaderpee August 18, 2023

john brycer

A person that has a low grasp of development skills.

Oh my gosh, you're not using try-catch, you're such a john brycer!

by HodedaBiceps August 20, 2023

John and Gail

It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.

Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.

by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023