Jeselation

Doing the most random thing that a normal human being just wouldn’t waste their time doing

“Why would you buy gas when you don’t own a car , thats jeselation bro”

by Akeematic June 14, 2018

Jesse

Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong

Jesse is kind and a sweet guy, he will always sing with you.

by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018

Jesse

Is one of the hottest boys you’ll ever meet. Has blue or green eyes. Likes jewelry and shoes. He is nice, funny, smart. Can be a trouble maker. He is a lovable person. If get a chance to date a Jesse you should stay with him. Can have a cold heart. Likes music. Short when he’s little a tall when gets older. All the girls want him. He don’t even have to talk to them and they already want him. Has a big dick🍆 . Can treat a girl right. A very good kisser. Wants to be rich. Likes sports. Loyalty person. Would never cheat on anybody but if you break his heart he will be dispersed.

Jesse is so hot and all I want to do is suck his dick

by Abagayle October 1, 2018

Jersey Girl

Jersey Girls are bad ass…these girls take more pride in their appearance than any girl in any other state in the U.S. they’re not all trash and are only here for a good time. they keep it real, never pump gas, and call all the shots…every guy wants a jersey girl and girls from other states want to be like jersey girls. they’re one of a kind bad ass chicks who know how to drive, know how to dance, can out drink any non-jersey girl, and are all about the attitude. and unless you’re looking to get your ass kicked…don’t cross one because they’re the only hell their mamas ever raised. but they’ll show you a good time like you’ll never see anywhere else. they’re true kick ass queens.

jersey girls never die…and only the good die young

by Grudi August 27, 2018

jeseoli

Jeseoli is the guy who is always there for you. He’s not Jesus, and he’s not a can of ravioli.

Me: I was getting ganked hard in For Honor, but then Jeseoli was there and saved my sorry ass

by Late Nite thoughtiollis December 15, 2018

Jesse

Verb. To self sabotage.

“Ah man I just really Jessed myself.”

by docter Grafenberg February 15, 2019

Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)

Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"

by Urban Kween February 25, 2019