leave room for jesus

SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER

LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS GUYS

by MIXEDMIRRA August 10, 2017

jesus heratio christ

the H in Jesus H. Christ means Heratio pronounced: Her-aye-she-oh

Jesus Heratio Christ stop breaking into my fucking house!

by Brenten June 28, 2008

Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

jesus effing christ

See "JesusFuckingChrist" definition

Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below

{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.

{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.

by GodSaidThis February 26, 2023

The Baby-Jesus Effect

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy

Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect

by The Cousins March 8, 2017

Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

by KernelDan September 30, 2022