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An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
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have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
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the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie
person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks
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can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
by hackb October 29, 2024
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even walls have eyes and ears

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022
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Having an Alex

Where an annoying bald ginger enters the room and creates a disturbance.
He's only having an Alex
by Dingleberry696969 February 14, 2019
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