The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.
Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
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A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.
Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.
A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.
Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.
I can’t believe Charles Head Guy is trying to meet up with someone at 3 AM on a Wednesday. CHG is a madman.
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b i heard that human pet guy wanted to be pegged by young maggie thatcher.
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