L God

When you are playing cod, are constantly on the top of the scoreboard with a crazy positive KD but you still manage to lose a bunch of games. Usually the L God will be the only one on his or her team going positive and all of the other players will be going negative and are trash at the game

Dude I was a total L God last night. Was dominating the lobby but the entire time I kept losing. Man that was fun but really annoying at the same time.

by nerdyguy1450 October 30, 2022

Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.

“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.

by 7liveslost March 21, 2020

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.

Man, she's a queef god.

by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014

APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

Wall god

The incarnation of Trump himself.

Trump's famous declarations (wall god) :

- "The wall just got 10 feet taller"
- "BUILD THAT WALL !"
-"We need to build a wall...I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall !"

by Missing_Name March 10, 2019

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

Gods of Smut

A pretty shitty Wattpad account made by five friends who honestly don't even write smut that often but mainly fluff. They write about BTS because they're obsessed. They could make anime ones if they wanted to but no ones asked. They worship the mighty god of smut. Some call her Jungcock while others call her 'Daddy'. Honestly this is just a lame self promo to an account with like no reads that's trying to put themselves out there. Books range from BTS to Venom. They're all individual writers with talent and I'm obsessed. Other than that it's an offer to write smuts for people for there can be a good word put in to one of their writers. Totally not a creepy fan

"The Gods of Smut should write more of ____ type of fanfiction"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018