friends with detriments

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties

I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy

by thetommyshow April 6, 2010

My friend

He is a very kind person that will go out of there way to be there for you. They will swerve many arguments just to keep you happy. They have the most amazing eyes and if they being nasty you not showing them the love they deserve back and you are sorry. They are very intelligent and loyal and a great friend to have . They are the most amazing people that you owe your life to.

My friend

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

Lil Friend

A person you are referring to that is someone else's friend of little importance.

Them: Girl who she went out with last night?

You: Girl, she went out with one of her Lil Friends.

Them: Girl, a mess!

by Straight from New Orleans CP3 November 9, 2009

Best Friend

A best friend is like companion, your life, your world, your everything. Best friends are the people who stay up together 'til 4 in the moring just talking, even though you knwo you have to get up at 8 the next morning. They are there for you no matter what happens. They love you for who you are, even when you aren't very lovable. They don't care, if you have other friends because they know you will never forget them. You know youu can always count on them to be there when you need them. They will tell you the things, you don't want to know just because you deserve to know. But then, when you need to cry about that truth, they are there. You might as well live at your house because, they are always there. After a while your parents, mr and mrs, become mom and dad to them. You can never find anyone just like your best friend. They are unique and to you, they seem flawless.

Best friends Emily and Marie
***3 am***
Emily: I think we should eat someting!
Marie: *jokingly* Gosh! You're such at fatty!
Emily: *joking back* There's a difference between fatty and some one who just loves eating!
Marie: True!
***4 am***
Marie: Are you asleep?!
Emily: NO! How could i be asleep!? *joking* You won't shut your trap!
Marie: Sorryyyy!
Emily: Haha! It's okay! Lets go for a walk in the dark!
Marie: Okie doke!
**Get back from walkk at 5am & goes to bed***
***wakes up at 8am***
Emily: *Yawn...*
Marie: *Yawn....* Stop yawning! You're making me yawnnn!

by forevere97 April 29, 2010

Safety Friend

A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.

Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"

John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.

by ajjellz June 19, 2009

No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

bestest friend

A person who is closer than a bestfriend and you would consider your sister

Maria was Brianna's bestest friend

by bestest friend January 30, 2017