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shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017
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Native Shower

The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.
Randyl is into some weird stuff. Yesterday night, she wanted me to Native Shower her.
by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011
mugGet the Native Showermug.

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks
someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK
by miau:3 April 26, 2023
mugGet the shower dickmug.

Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
mugGet the Confetti Showermug.

Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting
John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023
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Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
mugGet the Toledo Shower Capmug.

Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.
Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.
by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019
mugGet the Shower of lifemug.

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