Fake

Not real

Maggie is so fake

by Garet April 26, 2019

Fake

God

person 1. Reeeeeee
person 2. Oh shit fake god is here

by Mr San0man January 10, 2019

Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.

“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”

by Merciless dump July 28, 2023

Fake Friend

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀

Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

Fake

This is a term used to describe Kevin. A huge fake child who is fake

That boy kevin is FAKE!!! BIG FAKE!!!

by Slotter2020 September 9, 2020

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020

Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.

"Dude you look fake high as balls!"

by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018