Approximation of the quality of the male penis size
Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft
If not born male, divide by 2
Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft
If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
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Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)
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Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.
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