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i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is
me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD
Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.
CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%
Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%
Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary
something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless