"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023
A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 11, 2025
by Hay girl 82 December 26, 2023
Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
by VSC1111 April 03, 2018
Paris- Hi lets join the C'N'C club
Channel- sounds fun but i only have a 1000 doller note to snort with
Channel- sounds fun but i only have a 1000 doller note to snort with
by Spoiltprincess March 03, 2009
When you pull an all nighter and take a moment to sit and enjoy the beautiful sunrise since you're already awake. Usually after a never ending party or an all-nighter study sesh. Perfect way to start the new day. Usually accompanied by your choice of a nice beverage (ie coffee, tea or some dank OJ), Peaceful music, maybe a smoke (or vape if you're into it).
Jim: "Hey Rob, did you even sleep last night?"
Rob: "Nah bruh, too much homework. I was apart of the sunrise club though."
Stacy: "Last night's party never ended so we thought it was appropriate to join the sunrise club. It was a perfect way to end the night."
Mike: "Damn, i passed out too early, I'll have to join next time!"
Rob: "Nah bruh, too much homework. I was apart of the sunrise club though."
Stacy: "Last night's party never ended so we thought it was appropriate to join the sunrise club. It was a perfect way to end the night."
Mike: "Damn, i passed out too early, I'll have to join next time!"
by WooleyWanka April 25, 2016