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Pull a Christian

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
by OBTwice April 8, 2019
mugGet the Pull a Christianmug.

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
mugGet the Popcorn Christianmug.
Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
mugGet the They STOLE Christianity, guys!mug.

Christian

That boy is Christian.
by FerrariSchnauck February 21, 2018
mugGet the Christianmug.

Christian

A hot creamy guy with a 8’ cock.
OMG Christian made me squirt
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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Christian

A person that has depression and says that girls with red hair have ginger disease but he only picks on one certain girl cause he probably secretly likes her cause she’s like a freaking model she’s so hot and sexy. Any guy with the name of Christian is most likely a faggot too. Also he will have a man-gina
Christian=faggot

Christian- the mean depressed kid

That’ kids name is Christian. Oh he must be gay
by Gingersdonthavediseases November 11, 2017
mugGet the Christianmug.

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