ass-bag

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

by Ninny & Robyn November 11, 2006

toe bagging

The female equivalent of tea bagging

Did you see Sandy toe bagging Jim while he was passed out?

by Abilectic April 25, 2008

bag breath

Derogatory term generally used in reference to someone sucking your dick and the fact you don't wanna kiss the bitch afterwards.

The fresh scent of another man's nut in your bitches mouth.

Damn son... Linda be havin some bag breath lately, I can't even fuck wit the bitch anymore.

by KNG RCK July 31, 2019

Sleeping-bag

At the end of masturbating instead of ejaculating after orgasm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and ejaculate into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.

I did a sleeping-bag last night it's convenient

by J busy October 26, 2014

drag bags

A woman's breasts that are so deflated ,that they can no longer be considered "fun bags" anymore.

Look at how low those drag bags hang on that bitch! I think my grandma's titties sit higher than hers!

by Thinkinfyou March 18, 2009

D bag

chodes; would rather bang their best bro over a slam piece

Matt and Jason McDaniel are d bags

by Idick April 12, 2010

Douche Bag

The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.

My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"

by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010