Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
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Towny Beats

1: A word describing the form of sound system a towny has in his/her (normally male) car.

2: A style of music, normally rap, played unnecessarily loudly out of a towny's car.
ex1: "Those be some shithot towny beats motherfucker"

ex2: " stick on those towny beats motherfucker "
by Musician on a mission December 14, 2003
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Sack Beat

a Spoonerism of "back seat", referring to the act of "back seat gaming"
Twitch streamer: any sack beaters in the chat?
by baritzu September 23, 2023
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A countermeasure to Beat a furry hater hater day. takes place on November 30th. Beat any furry hater you know, and they cannot fight back.
Furry hater: Fuck, they made a countermeasure to our countermeasure?
Furry hater hater hater: Yes we fucking did. Now get ready to die on Beat a furry hater hater hater day.
by datnotgud November 29, 2023
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Beat-fest

Beat-fest is an event, where multiple females will end up having a sex.
Yo, you rolling to that New Aura party at the Longstreet bar ? I heard issa beat-fest
by Papifinesse August 15, 2017
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The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
by Anon122843 June 16, 2023
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Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.
"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"
by Metalpole February 10, 2018
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