A person who doesn't show feelings or respect for other people. Someone easier to hate than to like. But can also just be used for someone ignorant and careless
by Cinnamon jake September 8, 2016
Get the Assholemug. 
Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
Get the Asshole Wideningmug. A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.
by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023
Get the Wine Assholemug. You know who are they are!!!
by The 13th Captain December 18, 2020
Get the Brute Force Asshole!!mug. by 69420ismyfavoritenumber November 13, 2020
Get the Assholemug. The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
Get the Post-Shit-Asshole-Painmug.